"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"
You & me my sweets
you’re so cute I just wanna hug you and kiss you and cuddle with you and also fuck you but hey man it’s whatever
Finally, some good advice from Cosmo
… And guess who have the same hairdresser.
i can’t believe this, i thought what we had was special. you met my family and made me dinner. now all of a sudden you claim you’re a “waiter” and you’re just “doing your job”